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4AM bonghit

"4AM bonghit" | Wednesday, February 2, 2000 | No. 494
spigot: TIME FROM MY 4AM BONGHIT
deuce: BEER ME !!!!!!!!! GLAHAHGLAHAGUBUABUB
spigot: WHOOPS !!!!!!!! MY ASHTRAY JUST GOT EMPTIED RIGHT OUT ONTO THE SIDEWALK TWENTY FEET BELOW ME
spigot: I'D BETTER CLOSE THAT WINDOW !!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: OOPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BEER BOTTLES ????????????????
deuce: IT'S REALLY 4AM ISN'T IT
spigot: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HGGHUGLHGUGHUGULGHL
deuce: OBVIOUSLY WE THREE ARE UNLOVED
spigot: WE THREE KINGS
spigot: WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN
deuce: IN CORPUS SUCKUM







Tomorrow
"chokity choke choke" starring deuce and pants




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