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all you ever wanted

"all you ever wanted" | Saturday, June 1, 2013 | No. 5,251
pants: THEY HURT
deuce: BLOCK THEM WITH TIN FOIL
deuce: DOESN'T REALLY HELP BUT IT MAKES YOU FEEL MORE SECURE
pants: OKAY OW OW OW







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"chokity choke choke" starring deuce and pants




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