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"aikido" | Wednesday, March 22, 2000 | No. 543
spigot: DID I SAY AIKIDO??? I MEANT MY SKILLS AS A TURNTABLEIST
spigot: A PTTHT
spigot: A FPFPFPF
deuce: VRP A VRP A VRP A VRP
pants: O SOLO BONERS (JUST JOINING IN)
spigot: I'M JAMMIN' ON THE ONE LIKE THEO HUXTABLE!!!!!
pants: WE ARE ALL GLEAMING THE CUBE
deuce: STEVIE WONDER GUEST STARS
pants: I HAVE A CONDITION KNOWN AS COTTONMOUTH, THE MUNCHIES
deuce: PLEASE SETTLE DOWN
pants: I AM STILL VERY THIRSTY







Tomorrow
"chokity choke choke" starring deuce and pants




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