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a complicated cry for help

"a complicated cry for help" | Sunday, July 2, 2000 | No. 647
pants: WE THE PEOPLE
pants: IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION
pants: ESTABLISH JUSTICE AND A BUNCH OF OTHER STUFF
pants: HI I'M PANTS, PERHAPS YOU'VE SEEN MY WORK HERE IN JERKCITY
pants: OR UNDER THE OVERPASS SUCKING COCK LIKE A MAN ON A MISSION FROM GOD
pants: WHAT
pants: YES, THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT
pants: MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DRAW A BIG BONG IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHOLE THING OR SOMETHING







Tomorrow
"chokity choke choke" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2018.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.