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an open letter to soccer moms

"an open letter to soccer moms" | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 | No. 656
pants: THIS IS AN OPEN LETTER TO FAT SOCCER MOMS
pants: HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE EXPRESSION
pants: "SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT"
pants: TRY TO STOP BLOCKING PROGRESS AND SIT DOWN ON THE CURB FOR A WHILE
pants: I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOUR OFFSPRING TO STEAL MY WALLET







Tomorrow
"chokity choke choke" starring deuce and pants




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